“I found the people at the Oscars singularly unattractive, didn't you? I noticed a general decline in facelifts and hair transplants. Must be the economy, don't you think?”
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie

“I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“- King Marchand: I just find it hard to believe that you're a man.
- Victoria Grant: Because you found me attractive as a woman?
- King Marchand: Yes, as a matter of fact.
- Victoria Grant: That happens frequently.”
James Garner - King Marchand
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant

“- Melissa: Well I was getting a little sick of the natural look, anyway.
- Zoe: If you call looking like a Hobbit natural.”

Penny McNamee - Melissa
Rachael Taylor - Zoe

“- John Lennon: You alright, Stu?
- Stuart Sutcliffe: How do I look?
- John Lennon: Put it this way, you'll get better. I'll always be ugly.”

Ian Hart - John Lennon
Stephen Dorff - Stuart Sutcliffe