“- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
- Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“Pardon my French, General, but, you're full of shit!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“- Major Otto Baumeister: You will find that in your position impertinence does not pay.
- Flying Officer Johnny Hammond: I didn't join up in this war to make money.”
Raymond Massey - Major Otto Baumeister
Ronald Reagan - Flying Officer Johnny Hammond

“You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.”

Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster