“The 10th Kingdom” quotes

TV Series The 10th Kingdom
Title The 10th Kingdom
Year 2000
Genre Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Mystery
Plot – Two hundred years after Snow White and Cinderella, the Nine Kingdoms are waiting for prince Wendel’s coronation. However, the Wicked Witch breaks out of prison and turns the prince into a golden retriever. Through a magic mirror, Wendel is thrown into the mysterious 10th Kingdom, New York City. Here, he meets Virginia and her dad Tony. After being chased by policemen, trolls and a human-like wolf, the three heroes go back to the Nine Kingdoms, where they will try to help Wendel and find the magic mirror which will lead Tony and Virginia home. However, nobody knows that Virginia is somehow bounded to the Nine Kingdoms in a very dangerous way.
All actors – Dianne Wiest, Daniel Lapaine, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Scott Cohen, John Larroquette, Ed O'Neill, Rutger Hauer, Dawnn Lewis, Hugh O'Gorman, Jeremiah Birkett, Robert Hardy, William Osborne
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  • I still have this uncontrollable urge to just go up to people and say "My mother left me when I was seven!". As if that would explain everything. And I miss her. And I hate her!
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
    [Tag:childhood, mother]
  • “- Blue Bell the Troll: They are called 'The Brothers Gibb'.
    - Blabberwort: And the song: it concerns a deadly fever that only strikes on Saturdays.”

    Jeremiah Birkett - Blue Bell the Troll
    Dawnn Lewis - Blabberwort the Troll
    [Tag:disease, music]
  • “I've got some dwarf moss. And it'll really blow your head off, though. Look at this. The last time I took it, I saw fairies for three days.”
    Dawnn Lewis - Blabberwort the Troll
  • I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all!
    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    [Tag:books, mistake]
  • “- Wolf: Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is...
    - Dr. Horowitz: Well, go on, say it.
    - Wolf: I...
    - Dr. Horowitz: Say it!
    - Wolf: Not sure whether I wanna love her or eat her.”

    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    Sheila Steafel - Dr. Horowitz
    [Tag:decision, eating, love]
  • “- Wolf: You don't trust nobody.
    - Virginia Lewis: I don't trust you, no.
    - Wolf: Well, you may not get hurt, but huff puff, you won't get loved either.”

    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
    [Tag:love, sorrow, trust]
  • "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say "rare" I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    [Tag:cooking, fear, food]
  • “- Virginia Lewis: I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me.
    - Wolf: Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.”

    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
    Scott Cohen - Wolf
  • “- Wolf: Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a-a gorgeous girl with very long hair?
    - Blind Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind.
    - Tony Lewis: A blind woodsman?
    - Blind Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move?”

    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    James Cosmo - Blind Woodsman
    John Larroquette - Tony Lewis
    [Tag:blindness, trees]
  • “- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
    - Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”

    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
  • “When you live every day with all your heart, then you can be happy ever after, even if it's only for short time.”
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
    [Tag:happiness, living]
  • “- Evil Queen: Once upon a time, there was a lovely, little girl who lived on the edge of the forest. Her mommy told her never to go into the forest, but do you know what she did?
    - Little Virginia: No.
    - Evil Queen: Yes, you do. She went into the forest and she met a monster. And then she died. And everyone forgot about her, and we all lived...” (continue)
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    Little Virginia - Evil Queen
    Gemma Boyle - Virginia Lewis
  • “- Snow White: You may ask for one wish, and I will try and grant it. But be sure to ask for the right thing.
    - Virginia Lewis: Okay, I wish... I wish that Dad's bad luck was over. Oh! And that his back wasn't broken anymore.
    - Snow White: Strictly speaking, that's two wishes.”

    Camryn Manheim - Snow White
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
  • “- Wolf: I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
    - Virginia Lewis: I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother.”

    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
    [Tag:eating, trust]
  • “- Virginia Lewis: I don't intend to have any children, thank you very much.
    - Wolf: Well, it's a little bit late for that.
    - Virginia Lewis: What do you mean?
    - Wolf: You got a little wolf cub growing inside of you! A little furry chap, just like me, only much smaller. Believe me. I'm a wolf. I know these things.”

    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis
    Scott Cohen - Wolf
  • “Do we have magnets in our pockets? How do we attract people like this?”

    John Larroquette - Tony Lewis
  • “- Wolf: I picked up your trail a few days ago.
    - Virginia Lewis: But how? We went through a mountain.
    - Wolf: Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself.”

    Scott Cohen - Wolf
    Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis