“- Archie Long: We could take down the flier!
- Harry Doyle: The Gold Coast Flier? That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
- Archie Long: That's what you said about the armored truck.
- Harry Doyle: No, I said the armored truck was dumb. This is stupid.”
Kirk Douglas - Archie Long
Burt Lancaster - Harry Doyle

“You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed?”
William Shatner - Mayor Phlegmming

“You have childish ideas about life. Because like so many women you live only for little excitements.”

Conrad Veidt - Capt. Andersen

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it.”
Bob Hope - Ace Lannigan