“On guard at night you'll write letters, play with your organ, and think of your girl back home. Forget her. Right now, some hair head has her on her back and is telling her to fuck for peace.”

Dylan McDermott - Sgt. Adam Frantz

“- Lionel: You know, I honestly wish there was something between us.
- Cinderella's Stepmother: Really?
- Lionel: Yes. A continent.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“Distance is something you do to your enemies. It's a thing of the nineties, to make friends extinct. Distance... is the absence of menschkeit!”
Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

“- Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: Where's your boyfriend from?
- Jessica Bloom: San Francisco.
- Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: That's not a boyfriend. That's a pen-pal!”
Brad Davis - Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo
Karen Allen - Jessica Bloom

“- Kate Moseley: Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA, Harvard. You might have heard of it. They do have a hockey team.
- Doug Dorsey: He must be a very smart guy.
- Anton Pamchenko: First positions, please.
- Doug Dorsey: Bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.”
Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey
Roy Dotrice - Anton Pamchenko