“Believe me, Bonnie. You are gonna wake up tomorrow morning with a sigh of relief because I'm not there.”
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
- Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sadending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sadending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“Everything ends eventually. So why sit around and wait for it to happen.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Aunt Susan

“It's so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.”
Rose McGowan - Tatum Riley