“- Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?
- Clark: This is way better than macaroni!”
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

- Valerie: I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.
- Mac: What is "easy"?
- Valerie: This is "easy".

Geena Davis - Valerie
Jeff Goldblum - Mac

“I knew that when I kissed this girl, I would be forever wed to her.”

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jay Gatsby

“Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted

“We don't let them lil' girl scouts sell them cookies unless we get a cut of that shit you bitch ass nigga!”
Dartanyan Edmonds - LaDomal