“I want to get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym without actually having to go, of course.”
Sean Gunn - Kirk Gleason

“People say life is short, but life is of course very long. You want to stay in your best shape.”
Jefferson Mays - Dr. Carl Rudnick

“- Young Michael: We can eat hot dogs, or we can eat air. Choose...
- Young Tommy: Air is probably safer, Mike...”
Brad Renfro - Young Michael
Jonathan Tucker - Young Tommy

“I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.”

Marti Greenberg - Suzanne

“- Kate: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
- Angie: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.”
Tina Fey - Kate
Amy Poehler - Angie