“- Harvey Holroyd: Wanna go have a cup of coffee?
- Marlene: Oh, I don't drink coffee. It's an artificial stimulant.
- Harvey Holroyd: Of course. Then you wouldn't want to have a drink, either. So what do I offer you? A bite of my onion?”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Stacey Nelkin - Marlene

“- Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?
- Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!”
Paula J. Newman - Annoying Lady
Breckin Meyer - Dylan

“- Hamilton Swan: I remember what I was drinking when I met you. It was a grande espresso.
- Meg Swan: That's right. And I thought that was really sexy.”
Michael Hitchcock - Hamilton Swan
Parker Posey - Meg Swan

“Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!”

Ashton Kutcher - Elliot

“Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.”

Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis