Martin Mull movie quotes

Immagine di Martin Mull
Identikit and personal data
Name
Martin
Last name
Mull
Born
August 18, 1943 in Chicago
Gender
male
Nationality
North American
Profession
painter, actor, comedian
Zodiac sign
Leo
Martin Mull movie quotes, phrases and lines
37 in english
Martin Mull quotes
  • “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
    Martin Mull
     
  • “- Bill: Thank you for inviting me to participate in your life, for I am an asshole. And being an asshole is neither good nor bad. It just is.
    - Reverend Spike: I think that says it all.
    - Harvey Holroyd: These are exciting times, aren't they? Gas is over a dollar a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole.”

    Sam Chew Jr. - Bill
    Tom Smothers - Spike
    Martin Mull - Harvey
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: Wanna go have a cup of coffee?
    - Marlene: Oh, I don't drink coffee. It's an artificial stimulant.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Of course. Then you wouldn't want to have a drink, either. So what do I offer you? A bite of my onion?”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Stacey Nelkin - Marlene
    [Tag:coffee, drinking]
  • “- Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
    - Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.”

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White
    [Tag:charm, men, weakness]
  • “- Eric Swan: What the hell are you doing in here?
    - Regis Lamar: I'm Regis Lamar, from Chicago.
    - Eric Swan: Hell! I don't give a shit if you're the Messiah from Jerusalem come here to make my life perfect! Nobody walks in this booth when I am making my art. Nobody!”

    Martin Mull - Eric Swan
    Tom Tarpey - Regis Lamar
    [Tag:artist, meeting]
  • - Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?
    - Wadsworth: Um... no.
    - Colonel Mustard: Then there is someone else in this house?
    - Wadsworth: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes".
    - Colonel Mustard: "No" meaning "yes"? Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?
    -... (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: I came as fast as I could, Kate.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Well, you're a little hard to reach these days. I guess driving your little friend to girl scout meetings takes up a lot of your time.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Kate, you still get being liberated mixed up with being a bitch.”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
    [Tag:scorn]
  • “- Colonel Mustard: Is this place for you?
    - Wadsworth: Indeed no, sir. I'm merely a humble butler.
    - Colonel Mustard: What exactly do you do?
    - Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.
    - Colonel Mustard: Which means what?
    - Wadsworth: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.”

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
    [Tag:job, servants]
  • “Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.”
    Martin Mull
     
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: I just want to find out where she is.
    - Dr. Leonard Miller: Hey, Harv, that's her space.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Right. And what's the address of her space?”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Peter Bonerz - Leonard
  • - Colonel Mustard: I prefer Kipling myself. "The female of the species is more deadly than the male". Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?
    - Miss Scarlet: Sure, I'll eat anything.

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
  • “- Wadsworth: I suggest we take the cook's body into the study.
    - Colonel Mustard: Why?
    - Wadsworth: I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.”

    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
  • “- Colonel Mustard: Why are you screaming?
    - Mr. Green: Because I'm frightened!
    - Colonel Mustard: Of what?
    - Mr. Green: Screaming!”

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Michael McKean - Mr. Green
    [Tag:fear]
  • “- William Carson III: Paula what are you doing out here?
    - Paula Carson: What do you mean?
    - William Carson III: Shouldn't you be in school you're not cutting class I hope!”

    Martin Mull - William Carson III
    Jill Schoelen - Paula Carson
    [Tag:cheating, school]
  • “- Kate Linville Holroyd: I can't believe I called the high priest a cocksucker.
    - Harvey Holroyd: I thought you were terrific.”

    Tuesday Weld - Kate
    Martin Mull - Harvey
  • “Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
    Martin Mull
     
  • Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.”
    Martin Mull
     
  • “- Marlene: How about if I just go home with you and we go to bed together?
    - Harvey Holroyd: We could do that. Sure.”

    Stacey Nelkin - Marlene
    Martin Mull - Harvey
    [Tag:flirting, sex]
  • - Wadsworth: Well, he's certainly dead now. Why would anyone want to kill him twice?
    - Miss Scarlet: It seems so unnecessary.
    - Colonel Mustard: Well, it's what we call "overkill".
    - Professor Plum: It's what we call "psychotic".

    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
    Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
    [Tag:killing, madness]
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: I think we have some important stuff going for us.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Yeah, anger, mistrust, alienation, lack of communication...
    - Harvey Holroyd: Right! And goddamn it, I'm not going to give that stuff up without a fight!”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: You know Kate, and the way she feels about polluting the atmosphere.
    - Sam Stone: What has the atmosphere ever done for you?
    - Harvey Holroyd: Not much lately.
    - Sam Stone: You know, Angela's on that ecology committee, too. Big deal. Last month they saved the condor. You ever see a condor?
    - Harvey Holroyd: Not up close.
    - Sam...” (continue)
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    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Bill Macy - Sam
  • “- Joanie Holroyd: I've got to hand it to you guys, you're weird, but you've got balls.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Thank you Joanie, but watch your language, okay? They don't talk that way in Denver.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Denver, that's near Aspen.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Yeah.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Isn't that where they have the Institute for Humanistic...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Jennifer McAllister - Joan
    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
  • “- Kate Linville Holroyd: Ginger Gallagher has a lot of experience with this. Her cousin lost two kids to the Hare Krishnas, and one was clubbed to death by a baby seal hunter.
    - Harvey Holroyd: What ever happened to running away and joining the circus?
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: You know, they say this group finds kids who are alienated, and love...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
    Martin Mull - Harvey
    [Tag:children, love, smile]
  • “- Stiggs: What do you, like, do?
    - Pat Coletti: Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
    - Stiggs: I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you can do, really wasted?
    - Pat Coletti: Hog couture, boys.
    - Stiggs: Hog couture? How's that?
    - Pat Coletti: I manufacture clothes for fat women.”

    Neill Barry - Stiggs
    Martin Mull - Pat Coletti
  • “This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that.”
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    [Tag:war]
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