Martin Mull movie quotes

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August 18, 1943 in Chicago
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painter, actor, comedian
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Martin Mull quotes
  • - Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?
    - Wadsworth: Um... no.
    - Colonel Mustard: Then there is someone else in this house?
    - Wadsworth: Sorry, I said "no" meaning "yes".
    - Colonel Mustard: "No" meaning "yes"? Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there, yes, or no?
    -... (continue)
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    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
  • “The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.”
    Martin Mull
  • “- Bill: Thank you for inviting me to participate in your life, for I am an asshole. And being an asshole is neither good nor bad. It just is.
    - Reverend Spike: I think that says it all.
    - Harvey Holroyd: These are exciting times, aren't they? Gas is over a dollar a gallon and it's okay to be an asshole.”

    Sam Chew Jr. - Bill
    Tom Smothers - Spike
    Martin Mull - Harvey
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: Wanna go have a cup of coffee?
    - Marlene: Oh, I don't drink coffee. It's an artificial stimulant.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Of course. Then you wouldn't want to have a drink, either. So what do I offer you? A bite of my onion?”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Stacey Nelkin - Marlene
    [Tag:coffee, drinking]
  • “- Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
    - Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.”

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White
    [Tag:charm, men, weakness]
  • “- Eric Swan: What the hell are you doing in here?
    - Regis Lamar: I'm Regis Lamar, from Chicago.
    - Eric Swan: Hell! I don't give a shit if you're the Messiah from Jerusalem come here to make my life perfect! Nobody walks in this booth when I am making my art. Nobody!”

    Martin Mull - Eric Swan
    Tom Tarpey - Regis Lamar
    [Tag:artist, meeting]
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: I came as fast as I could, Kate.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Well, you're a little hard to reach these days. I guess driving your little friend to girl scout meetings takes up a lot of your time.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Kate, you still get being liberated mixed up with being a bitch.”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
  • “- Colonel Mustard: Is this place for you?
    - Wadsworth: Indeed no, sir. I'm merely a humble butler.
    - Colonel Mustard: What exactly do you do?
    - Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.
    - Colonel Mustard: Which means what?
    - Wadsworth: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy.”

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
    [Tag:job, servants]
  • “Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.”
    Martin Mull
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: I just want to find out where she is.
    - Dr. Leonard Miller: Hey, Harv, that's her space.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Right. And what's the address of her space?”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Peter Bonerz - Leonard
  • - Colonel Mustard: I prefer Kipling myself. "The female of the species is more deadly than the male". Do you like Kipling, Miss Scarlet?
    - Miss Scarlet: Sure, I'll eat anything.

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
  • “- Wadsworth: I suggest we take the cook's body into the study.
    - Colonel Mustard: Why?
    - Wadsworth: I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.”

    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
  • “- Colonel Mustard: Why are you screaming?
    - Mr. Green: Because I'm frightened!
    - Colonel Mustard: Of what?
    - Mr. Green: Screaming!”

    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Michael McKean - Mr. Green
  • “- William Carson III: Paula what are you doing out here?
    - Paula Carson: What do you mean?
    - William Carson III: Shouldn't you be in school you're not cutting class I hope!”

    Martin Mull - William Carson III
    Jill Schoelen - Paula Carson
    [Tag:cheating, school]
  • “- Kate Linville Holroyd: I can't believe I called the high priest a cocksucker.
    - Harvey Holroyd: I thought you were terrific.”

    Tuesday Weld - Kate
    Martin Mull - Harvey
  • “Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
    Martin Mull
  • Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.”
    Martin Mull
  • “- Marlene: How about if I just go home with you and we go to bed together?
    - Harvey Holroyd: We could do that. Sure.”

    Stacey Nelkin - Marlene
    Martin Mull - Harvey
    [Tag:flirting, sex]
  • - Wadsworth: Well, he's certainly dead now. Why would anyone want to kill him twice?
    - Miss Scarlet: It seems so unnecessary.
    - Colonel Mustard: Well, it's what we call "overkill".
    - Professor Plum: It's what we call "psychotic".

    Tim Curry - Wadsworth
    Lesley Ann Warren - Miss Scarlet
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
    Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
    [Tag:killing, madness]
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: I think we have some important stuff going for us.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Yeah, anger, mistrust, alienation, lack of communication...
    - Harvey Holroyd: Right! And goddamn it, I'm not going to give that stuff up without a fight!”

    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
  • “- Harvey Holroyd: You know Kate, and the way she feels about polluting the atmosphere.
    - Sam Stone: What has the atmosphere ever done for you?
    - Harvey Holroyd: Not much lately.
    - Sam Stone: You know, Angela's on that ecology committee, too. Big deal. Last month they saved the condor. You ever see a condor?
    - Harvey Holroyd: Not up close.
    - Sam...” (continue)
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    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Bill Macy - Sam
  • “- Joanie Holroyd: I've got to hand it to you guys, you're weird, but you've got balls.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Thank you Joanie, but watch your language, okay? They don't talk that way in Denver.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Denver, that's near Aspen.
    - Harvey Holroyd: Yeah.
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: Isn't that where they have the Institute for Humanistic...” (continue)
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    Jennifer McAllister - Joan
    Martin Mull - Harvey
    Tuesday Weld - Kate
  • “- Kate Linville Holroyd: Ginger Gallagher has a lot of experience with this. Her cousin lost two kids to the Hare Krishnas, and one was clubbed to death by a baby seal hunter.
    - Harvey Holroyd: What ever happened to running away and joining the circus?
    - Kate Linville Holroyd: You know, they say this group finds kids who are alienated, and love...” (continue)
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    Tuesday Weld - Kate
    Martin Mull - Harvey
    [Tag:children, love, smile]
  • “- Stiggs: What do you, like, do?
    - Pat Coletti: Basically, I drink. And I make a lot of money.
    - Stiggs: I mean, what kind of work do you do, that you can do, really wasted?
    - Pat Coletti: Hog couture, boys.
    - Stiggs: Hog couture? How's that?
    - Pat Coletti: I manufacture clothes for fat women.”

    Neill Barry - Stiggs
    Martin Mull - Pat Coletti
  • “This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelet without breaking eggs, every cook will tell you that.”
    Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard