- Andrew 'Andy' Washburn: Dad let go of the wheel and said: "You better steer or you're gonna kill the whole family".
- Mrs. Washburn: Yeah! It's good for you.
- Andrew 'Andy' Washburn: We where going 90, I was six!

Jimmy Fallon - Andrew 'Andy' Washburn
Ann-Margret - Mrs. Washburn

“- Kermit the Frog: Where did you learn to drive?
- Fozzie Bear: I took a correspondence course.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“- Paul: Fucking cabbies, that's what we should be. Make two hundred quid a night being a cabbie.
- Sid: Why don't you fuck off and be one then?
- Paul: 'Cause it takes eighteen months to learn.
- Sid: You need a driving license too.
- Paul: And a set of golf clubs.”
Perry Benson - Paul
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“- Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
- Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.”

Alison Pill - Jane
Steve Carrell - Dan

“A man is never too old to learn.”

Rhys Williams - Dai Bando