“- Georgie Weiss: You must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap.
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.
- Georgie Weiss: Yeah. Crap with a star.”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“I do not look for films that have weird characters or offbeat characters. An actor brings to a part that he plays the qualities that they, the actor, have.”
Tracey Walter

“We can make bad pictures, too... Costs more, but we can make 'em.”
John Huston

“I know audiences feed on crap, but I cannot believe we are so lacking that we cannot dish it up to them with some trace of originality.”
Darryl Francis Zanuck

“I don't hurt the industry. The industry hurts itself, by making so many lousy movies — as if General Motors deliberately put out a bad car.”
Humphrey Bogart