“Vanity working on a weak mind produces every kind of mischief.”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“- Woman: Do you have a girlfriend? Ahh.
- Jim: Sure, he does. Right, Kim?
- Kim: Now you got him started.
- Jim: Knock it off, bubble-butt.
- Kevin: You did it.”

Anthony Michael Hall - Jim
Winona Ryder - Kim
Robert Oliveri - Kevin

- Spencer Tracy: Trouble with Mr. Hughes?
- Katharine Hepburn: There's too much "Howard Hughes" in Howard Hughes. That's the trouble.
Kevin O'Rourke - Spencer Tracy
Cate Blanchett - Katharine Hepburn

“You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't connect with other people, so you fill your life with stuff. I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.”

Steve Buscemi - Seymour

“- Gabe: Boy, I'd hate to be your boyfriend! He must go through hell.
- Rain: Well, I'm worth it.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth
Juliette Lewis - Rain