Plot – Managing a herd of angry Russians, British intelligence, a super attractive wife and an international terrorist will not be easy. However, Charlie Mortdecai will succeed. Traveling around the world, armed only with his charm and his looks, Charlie will undertake a race against time to recover a stolen painting which is said to contain the access code to a bank account in which Nazi gold was deposited. Directed by David Koepp, “Mortdecai” stars Johnny Depp in the brilliant and charismatic role of a wealthy art dealer, Mr. Charlie Mortdecai. In love with his charming wife, played by Gwyneth Paltrow, but also with unbridled luxury, brandy and his mustache, Charlie Mortdecai will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
All actors – Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Ewan McGregor, Olivia Munn, Jonny Pasvolsky, Michael Culkin, Ulrich Thomsen, Alec Utgoff, Rob de Groot, Guy Burnet, Jeff Goldblum, Paul Whitehouse, Norma Atallah, Nicholas Farrell, Karl Theobald, Camilla Beeput, Michael Byrne, Emily Lawrence, James Joyce, Jenna Russell, Carly Steel, Austin Lyon, Ricky Champ, Chris Bearne, Georgie Carter, Benny Maslov, Colette O'Neil, Evie Brodie, Michael Aguilo, Michael Shelford, Andrew Spiers, Paul Westwood, John O'Brien, Jerry T. Adams, J.J. Holiday, Joe Sublett, Debra Dobkin, Darrell Leonard, Bruce Witkin, Michael Murphy, John Rubano, Scott Sheldon, Geoff Pilkington, Kumiko Nagano, Junix Inocian, David Chun Cheung, Leon Sua, , Antti Hakala, Artie Ahr, Jush Allen, Susannah Allman, Jozef Aoki, Mai Arwas, Greg Bean, Jamie Bernadette, Daniel Budd, Daniel Chapple, Vernon Courteaux, Robert Eames, Richard Herdman, Raiden Integra, Sayed Kassem, Attila G. Kerekes, Jessica Knight, Simone Liebman, Matthew David McCarthy, Shina Shihoko Nagai, Bryan Okes, Lance Patrick, Ronnie Rodriguez, Kassidy Serbus, Clem So, Georgie-May Tearle, Chris Valentine, Kai Valerius, Carl Wackan, John Warmanshow all
“Mortdecai” Quotes 12 quotes
“- Mortdecai: Oh, my darling, I tried desperately to be unfaithful to you, I really did. But I just couldn't do it.
- Johanna: It's a terrible moment when you finding yourself falling in love with your own spouse, isn't it?
- Mortdecai: Now that is the look that softens every bone in my body, except one”
“Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.”
“- Martland: Can you think of a good reason why I shouldn't arrest you right now?
- Mortdecai: I eschew discomfort?”
“- Mortdecai: What should I do now?
- Jock: Run, sir.
- Mortdecai: Again?”
“I am loved and respected by all who know me - slightly.”
Of all sad words of tongue or pen the saddest are these "It might have been".
“I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai. And this is a little bit of magic is my mustache...”
“Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.”