“- Roger Murtaugh: Of course I'm black. That's why I want to go to South Africa...to join my oppressed brothers as they take up the struggle against this racist, fascist, white minority regime!
- Leo Getz: Racist white regime!
- Roger Murtaugh: One man, one vote!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“I heard what the police did, and I'm not saying it was right. But you think the blacks wouldn't do the same thing to us, and worse, if they had half the chance? Do you think they'll let us go on living our nice, quiet, peaceful lives if they win? They'll swallow us up!”

Janet Suzman - Susan

“- Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
- Conspiracy Brother: is the police.”
Eddie Griffin - Undercover Brother
Dave Chappelle - Conspiracy Brother

“- Lance: I feel black.
- Conspiracy Brother: But you look white... don't touch me!”
Neil Patrick Harris - Lance
Dave Chappelle - Conspiracy Brother

“In my prayer circle, I've been praying for more racial understanding. But, I still get anxious around ethnics.”
Phoebe Strole - Epiphany Sellers