“- Enid: 500.
- Angry Garage Sale Woman: You're crazy. It should be like $2.
- Enid: I was wearing that when I lost my virginity.
- Angry Garage Sale Woman: Well, why do I care about that?
- Enid: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway.
- Angry Garage Sale Woman: God! Fuck you!”

Thora Birch - Enid
Lauren Bowles - Angry Garage Sale Woman

“There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can't wait too long, you know.”
Sir John Hurt - The Countess

“I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.”
Natalie Dormer - Victoria

“- Pucci: We could return your reputation and your virginity to you.
- Victoria: You could do that?
- Pucci: Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.”
Jeremy Irons - Pucci
Natalie Dormer - Victoria

“- Victor: I'm a virgin.
- Neil: Wh - you're joking, right, dude? I mean, you're a stallion, man, you've had like fifty or sixty women, so it's, you know, it's like...
- Victor: Actually it's closer to... zero.
- Neil: Oh my god, oh my god. You are a loser! You are a loser! No!
- Neil: You're such a loser. ”
Ken Marino - Victor
Joe Lo Truglio - Neil