“If you're thirsty, a drink will cure it, if you're not, a drink will prevent it. Prevention is better than a cure.”
Alison Eastwood - Mandy Nicholls

“Jackie, you must have a terrible thirst on ya tonight. I've never seen a man drinking two pints at the same time.”
James Nesbitt - Pig Finn

“Got a drink? I'm drier than a ninety-year-old tit.”

Brian Cox - Sean Wallace

“Choke back the tears when there's no Coca-Cola - you've got - life by the throat when you're drinking Coke. Under the hot sun, when the day is done, and you're dying of thirst, there's only one drink, it's universal.”

Tim Finn - Phillip

“I'm feeling better, Patricia, but I'm thirsty... for your blood!”