“- Josh: I just discovered something really bad that I have to tell you about.
- Sam: I already know you're a homo.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“I am a gay lesbian woman! I do not mythologize the male sexual organ!”

Kathy Bates - Libby Holden

“- Robin: This person who dumped her, she was gay, right?
- Holly: Yeah, but even with gay girls there are no guarantees. They're very emotional. That's about all I know. They love uniforms and don't break their hearts.
- Robin: Uniforms?
- Holly: Oh, yeah, all kinds. Especially UPS.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Robin
Drew Barrymore - Holly

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton