Plot – Larry Gigli is ordered to kidnap Brian, the disabled brother of the Federal Prosecutor. Louis, Larry's boss, sends Ricki with him, but things don't go as expected. Louis orders them to cut Brian a finger and to send it by mail to the Prosecutor. The men hesitate and cut off the finger of a corpse in the municipal morgue instead. What will they do when they will be discovered?
All actors – Ben Affleck, Terry Camilleri, David Backus, Lenny Venito, Robert Silver, Luis Alberto Martínez, Justin Bartha, Jennifer Lopez, Christopher Walken, Todd Giebenhain, Brian Sites, Brian Casey, Les Bradford, David Bonfadini, Dwight Ketchum, Lainie Kazan, Missy Crider, Peter Van Norden, Alexandra Fatovich, Al Pacino, David Pressman, Shelby Fenner, Theresa Barbosa-Adams, Kelly Cooper, R.J. Durell, Shaun Earl, Nadine Ellis, Samuel Givens, Hunter Hamilton, Stacey Harper, Zach Hensler, Brandon Henschel, Scott Hislop, Robert Hoffman, Dondraico Johnson, Elaine Klimaszewski, Melanie Lewis, Brooke Long, Kim McSwain, Mark Meismer, Ross Mulholland, Jenni Oborne, Brandi Oglesby, Zeke Ruelas, Robert Schultz, Jenny Seeger, Matt Sergott, Jeri Slaughter, Megan Stephens, Jenny Lynn Suckling, Giggi Yazicioglu, Lisa Thompson, Nikki Tuazon, Salvatore Vassallo, Robert Vinson, Kevin Wilson, Tara Wilson, Tovaris Wilsonshow all
“Gigli” Quotes 12 quotes
“You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing!”
“- Robin: Oh, and who the fuck are you?
- Brian: You're the fuck are you.”
“You didn't think all hell wouldn't break loose? You didn't think every fucking fed wouldn't drop what they were doing and dive in to protect one of their own? What do you morons think, that this is little Italy? Wake up! This is the twenty-fuckin'-first century!”
“In every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow.”
“- Ricki: She thinks I'm beautiful.
- Larry Gigli: She's blind in one eye.”
“After all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know.”
“If by some fuckin' miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation let me tell you who the fuck I am! I am the rule of fuckin' cool! You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? You sit at my fuckin' feet and gather the pearls that emanate forth from me! Because I'm the fuckin' original, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack, fuckin hustler,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You wanna go to medical school? Students there can always use something to learn on!”
“Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home.”