“- Sarah Whittle: You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
- Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
- Sarah Whittle: Good girl.”
Bonnie Hunt - Sarah Whittle
Kirsten Dunst - Judy Shepherd

“- Pelican Man: I used to be a pelican, what were you?
- Browning: Jesus Christ!
- Pelican Man: Really?”

Albin Pahernik - Pelican Man
Chevy Chase - Browning

“You're plenty original without having to order something weird to drink.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“You know Carl, with all the cool ways to die around here, I'd rather not go by heart-attack.”
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins