“Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.”
Sarah Roemer - Ashley

“- Laura Kinney: [to Doug thinking he's her husband] Please, just tell me what it is that you want.
- Doug Kinney: I want Pizza.”
Andie MacDowell - Laura Kinney
Michael Keaton - Doug Kinney

“I want a lawyer and a sandwich, and I want to update my Facebook status.”
Aidan Gillen - Weiss

“- Timmy: If I win this game...
- Bobby: We gotta take you to Paris tonight?
- Timmy: You don't have to take me to Paris, just Baskin Robbins.”
Macaulay Culkin - Timmy
Saul Rubinek - Bobby

“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith