“I am eating this very good meats and vegetables in a very fine sauce... I will shit easy tomorrow.”

Christian Clavier - Andre

“My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“Life is a shitstorm, and when it's raining shit the best umbrella is art.”
Peter Falk - Pedro Carmichael

“Okay, you've gone belly up in Shit's Creek. You need a paddle real bad. What do you reach for? Art!”
Peter Falk - Pedro Carmichael

“- Spy Swatter: When one of those bullets almost hit me, I thought I was gonna crap!
- His Hairdresser: I heard you fart.”