“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“My Ma died last year, she was 95. Stabbed in a bar fight.”
Jack Palance - Duke Washburn

“Oh, man. It's my mom. She looks pissed.”

Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

“Don't be talkin' bout my momma!”
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby