“- William Thatcher: Oi sir, what are you doing?
- Geoffrey Chaucer: Uh... trudging. You know, trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“- Friedrich: I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
- Maria: [laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
- Friedrich: Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.”
Nicholas Hammond - Friedrich
Julie Andrews - Maria

“The key to French waiters: if you're nice to them, they treat you like shit. Treat them like shit, they love you.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“Well you're a nice guy! You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or somethin'.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken. Some men break down and cry like a baby. And some others take an uzi and climb a clock tower.”
Rex Allen Jr. - Narrator