“I have a resting heart rate of 28 beats per minute. The scientists who studied me said that my heart could pump jet fuel up into an airplane.”

Rob Lowe - Chris Traeger

“I want to show people that if you walk, if you eat the right things, if you don't have stuff done to your face - that's okay.”
Eva Marie Saint

“I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“We risk sanity for moments of temporary enlightenment.”
John Simm - Jip

“- Maître D': Good evening sir and how are we today?
- Mr. Creosote: Better.
- Maître D': Better?
- Mr. Creosote: Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote