“Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!”
Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow

“I can't have a baby because I have a 12:30 lunch meeting.”
Diane Keaton - J.C. Wiatt

“- Dottie Hinson: You ever been married?
- Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice.
- Dottie Hinson: Any children?
- Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah.”
Geena Davis - Dottie Hinson
Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“Today is our third anniversary and all I have to show for it are two beautiful little girls and a husband I just can't stop kissing.”
Sandra Bullock - Sally Owens

“- George Peters: I told you I was a married man with two children.
- Doris: You're not?
- George Peters: I'm a married man with three children... I thought it would make me seem less married. All right, I didn't think it through, all right? There's been like a lead weight inside me all morning. I mean, denying little Debbie like that!”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris