“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“Nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won't fix.”

Debra Messing - Kat Ellis

“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“I have other depressions that don't involve you.”

Jason Lee - Jay Murphy

“Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher