“All right. I understand. You've had a tough day. I can see how this could get a little depressing in here, couldn't it? This place isn't exactly happy.”

Andrew Divoff - The Djinn

“I have no friends, no money, no car, no license. And even if I did have a license all I can do is drive out to some stupid mall.”

Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“- Peggy Sue: We got married too young and ended up blaming each other for all the things we missed.
- Carol Heath: So, he started having affairs and you started getting depressed.”
Kathleen Turner - Peggy Sue
Catherine Hicks - Carol Heath

“An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins. And I will never see you again if you do.”
Edmund Gwenn - Mr. Bennet