“Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“If I couldn't tell you that I was unhappy sometimes, is because I didn't want to risk hurting the one person I treasure most.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - John Clark

“I have no friends, no money, no car, no license. And even if I did have a license all I can do is drive out to some stupid mall.”

Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“Man wants chaos. In fact, he's got to have it. Depression, strife, riots, murder. All this dread. We're irresistibly drawn to that almost orgiastic state created out of death and destruction. It's in all of us.”
J.C. Shakespeare - Burning Man

“- Max Abbitt: I'm not gonna depress myself, and sit in my room all night listening to Barry Manilow records.
- Jay Murphy: Hey, that was a radio special!”
David Schwimmer - Max Abbitt
Jason Lee - Jay Murphy