- Harmie: Me, I know what war is. When we was right close to Shadow Therry, the old Colonel, he brung us all together and he said...
- Tim: He said, "Young men, in civilian life, never brag about your conquests, whether they be love or war."
- Harmie: Shut up, young fella. I'm tellin' ya I know. And I know, I know.
Percy Kilbride - Harmie
Charles Kemper - Tim

“Going to war is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. It could be fun.”
Christian Camargo - Colonel John Cambridge

“- Dr. Sam Hachiya: You come from Kansas City. What did you see?
- Dr. Russell Oakes: I was on the freeway, about 30 miles away. I'm not sure... it was high in the air, directly above downtown. Like the sun... exploding.”

Calvin Jung - Dr. Sam Hachiya
Jason Robards - Dr. Russell Oakes

“I've taught you much, my little droogies.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
- Rusty Griswold: What happened?
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: I threw up.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold