“- Nora Charles: What hit me?
- Nick Charles: The last martini.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“You ought to drink more. Nothing hurts when you're numb.”
Brian Keith - Jocko

“God takes care of drunks, madmen and the American army.”
Brian Keith - President William McKinley

“There is so little beauty in this world, and so much suffering. Do you suppose that is what God had in mind? That is to say if there is a God at all. Perhaps there is nothing in this universe but ourselves. And our thoughts.”
Geoffrey Rush - Sir Francis Walsingham

“- God: I know this sounds like a cop-out, Tracy, but there's nothing I can do about pain and suffering. It's built into the system.
- Tracy Richards: Which You invented.”

George Burns - God
Louanne - Tracy Richards