“- Ian Faith: Nigel gave me a drawing that said 18 inches. Now, whether or not he knows the difference between feet and inches is not my problem. I do what I'm told.
- David St. Hubbins: But you're not as confused as him, are you? I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel.”
Tony Hendra - Ian Faith
Michael McKean - David St. Hubbins

“How clever of you, Miss Bingley, to know something of which you are ignorant.”

Greer Garson - Elizabeth Bennet

“Nobody knows anything about anybody.”
Don Ameche - Phil O'Neil

“I guess nobody ever really knows anybody.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland

“- Richard Myles: The less you know, or appear to know, the better.
- Frances Myles: That's what my mother told me the night I came out in Boston.”
Fred MacMurray - Richard Myles
Joan Crawford - Frances Myles