- Ilene: What do you miss most about sex?
- Stacy: I miss falling asleep with someone's arms around me. And the feeling of, mm...
- Ilene: Orgasm? I love orgasms.
- Stacy: I'm sick of my "mighty intruder" vibrator with the flexible shaft and the textured head.
Mary Gross - Ilene
Lea Thompson - Stacy

“- Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?
- Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum: I've never tried it.
- Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse?”
Natasha Lyonne - Jessica
Tara Reid - Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum

“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“Your orgasm is our business.”

Klaus Kinski - Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot

“- Judy Benjamin: Now I know what I've been faking all these years.
- Henri Tremont: That was your first?
- Judy Benjamin: And second.”

Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Armand Assante - Henrí Trémont