“What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronicans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica.”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone

“This object I'm holding here is called... well, some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television.”
Denholm Elliott - Headmaster

“He wrote plays. Plays? You know, like TV without the box.”

Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“We have no secrets from our readers.”

Orson Welles - Kane

“Mr. Thatcher is one of our most devoted readers, Mr. Bernstein. He knows what's wrong with every issue since I've taken charge.”

Orson Welles - Kane