“Toy Soldiers” quotes(1991)
Plot – The students of a military school live under the strict rules of life barracks. A group of Colombian terrorists takes hostage the young soldiers by mistake.
All actors – Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, Andrew Divoff, R. Lee Ermey, Mason Adams, Denholm Elliott, Louis Gossett Jr., George Perez, T.E. Russell, Shawn Phelan, Michael Championshow all
“Toy Soldiers” Quotes 19 quotes
“If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?”
- William "Billy" Tepper: Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: You were born looking like a douche bag.
“Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.”
- William "Billy" Tepper: They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
- Military Officer: They're going to shoot you if you do go back.
- William "Billy" Tepper: You're fuckin' morons. You know that, don't you? You're fuckin' morons.
- Ricardo Montoya: That's why we hang with you, Billy.
“- Dean Parker: They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.
- Luis Cali: You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.”
- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
- William "Billy" Tepper: That's right. That's it exactly.
- Jonathan "Snuffy"... (continue)(continue reading)
- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
- Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
- Jennifer: You sound very sexy, Steve. I like long, blond hair on a black man. I've also got long, blond hair. I'm not black, but I'm very, very tan. I'm wearing black lace bra and panties that feel really hot against my skin. Would you like me to take my bra off?
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yes. yes, please.
- Luis Cali: We're letting you go.
- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Why?
- Luis Cali: Because we respect your father.
- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.
- Henry "Hank" Giles, III: What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
- William "Billy" Tepper: I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.
- Luis Cali: What does your father do, William?
- William "Billy" Tepper: He's a contractor.
- Luis Cali: According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
- William "Billy" Tepper: Yeah, he's a contractor.
- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
- Henry "Hank" Giles, III: Do we have a choice?
- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Yes.
- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.
- Henry "Hank" Giles, III: We managed to stay together anyways.
- Ricardo Montoya: Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.