“I wouldn't know J. Edgar Hoover if he walked in here wearing a dress.”
Mario Roccuzzo - Jerry the Bartender

“I'll give up all that other stuff, but only if I get to keep my name. I worked too hard for it, your honor.”
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner

“Please! Don't tell me it's all thanks to me! I've heard enough about the great Zefram Cochran! I don't know who writes your history books or where you get your information from, but you people got some pretty funny ideas about me!”
James Cromwell - Zefram Cochran

“- Cliff Spab: Thanks for the ride, Monica.
- Monica Dice: Take care of yourself, Cliff. Good luck going back to being a nobody!”
Stephen Dorff - Cliff Spab
Joey Lauren Adams - Monica Dice

“- Michael: You're Sarah Easton, supermodel. I see you everywhere.
- Sarah: You're Michael Shiver, cab driver. I see you nowhere.”
Eric Schaeffer - Michael
Amanda De Cadenet - Sarah