“- Carol Lipton: Did you see this? This man in Missouri killed twelve victims, dismembered them, and ate them.
- Larry Lipton: Really? Well, it's an alternative lifestyle.”
Diane Keaton - Carol Lipton
Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“We won't kill indiscriminately. No... selectively. We don't want to break up families.”
Robert Carlyle - Col. Ives

“- Darry: We pounded it to dust. We watched it blow the fuck away.
- Jezelle Gay Hartman: I think it's eaten too many hearts, for its own to ever stop!”

Justin Long - Darry
Patricia Belcher - Jezelle Gay Hartman

“- Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
- Spider: I try not too think about dying too much.
- Trash: Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.”
Linnea Quigley - Trash
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Spider

“I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley