“- Walker: Why do you wanna be a doctor anyhow?
- Chris Hammond: So I can help people.
- Walker: How? By keeping them alive today so you can prolong their misery until tomorrow?”
John Turturro - Walker
Rob McElhenney - Chris Hammond

“Why do you bother helping people, huh? It doesn't do any good.”

Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Bugs Bunny: Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
- Daffy Duck: Yes. Get me a proctologist, right away.”

Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny
Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck

“- Dr. Werner Ernst: If he's going to die, why should we proceed?
- Dr. Butz: Where have you been all your life? It's called revenue!”
James Spader - Dr. Werner Ernst
Albert Brooks - Dr. Butz

“If you think that's bad, wait until you get my bill.”

Larry Drake - Doctor Evan Rendell