“- Marcy Tizard: Go back to your wife!
- Sean Kelly: My ex-wife. We're going through with the divorce.
- Marcy Tizard: They don't have divorce in Ireland.
- Sean Kelly: They do. It just got in.”
Janeane Garofalo - Marcy Tizard
David O'Hara - Sean Kelly

“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“- Mateo: Where you from?
- Christy: Ireland.
- Mateo: You came all the way to America to trick or treat?”
Djimon Hounsou - Mateo
Sarah Bolger - Christy

“I'm sorry, being Irish you must not be used to talking about bisexuals, let alone transvestities.”

Christopher Bowen - Hamilton

“Fuck Hawaii. Let's go to Ireland. We'll stop in every bar and have a drink.”

Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat