A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman go into a saloon and order whiskeys. The drinks arrive and there's a fly in each one. The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I can't drink this" The German flicks the fly out of the whiskey and drinks it down. The Irishman grabs the fly. He turns it upside down and he says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!".
David O'Hara - Rock Mullaney

“I'm Irish. I can't get drunk.”
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Do you wanna go back or not?
- Dr. Josiah Boone: No! I want another drink.”

George Bancroft - Marshal Curly Wilcox
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

“The Irish people established the Irish Republic. It can only be disestablished by the Irish people.”
Alan Rickman - Eamon de Valera

“The problem with the Irish is that they'll sing at the drop of a hat, but ask them to talk and they won't.”
Charles Dance - Soames