“- Josh: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside?
- Sam: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.”
Jacob Tierney - Josh
Noah Fleiss - Sam

“It's a sad night. Something's afire. Christ, I do have feelings.”
Ian McShane - Al Swearengen

“Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”
Neil Patrick Harris - Barney Stinson

“- Emily Webb: Am I pretty enough to get anybody?
- Mrs. Webb: You're pretty enough for all normal purposes.”
Martha Scott - Emily Webb
Beulah Bondi - Mrs. Webb

- Mrs. Van Hopper: Most girls would give their eyes for the chance to see Monte!
- "Maxim" de Winter: Wouldn't that rather defeat the purpose?
Florence Bates - Mrs. Van Hopper
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter