“- Gracie Hart: Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You're in big trouble.
- Eric Matthews: You look good wet.
- Gracie Hart: Shut up!”

Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews

“Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“Everybody's fucked up, but nobody wants anybody else to think they are. But everybody knows they are anyway.”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money.
- Barney Ross: Why that?
- Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest.
- Barney Ross: No, you don't.
- Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther.”
Jet Li - Yin Yang
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“- Gregory LeMaise: You've got troubles too?
- Abercrombie: Yes, sir.
- Gregory LeMaise: But I've got real troubles. I killed a man!
- Abercrombie: [reacting to the camera] A man killed me. That's why I'm wearing this fake beard.”
Carleton G. Young - Gregory LeMaise
Lou Costello - Abercrombie