“- Leah: Wow, this is huge.
- Osmosis Jones: Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar you know.
- Leah: Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid.
- Osmosis Jones: Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before.”
Brandy Norwood - Leah
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones

“You really are incredibly stupid, aren't you? I like that in a man.”
Sean Young - Lola Cain

“- Mary Bennet: The glories of nature. What are men compared to rocks and mountains?
- Elizabeth Bennet: Men are either eaten up with arrogance or stupidity. If they are amiable, they are so easily led they have no minds of their own whatsoever.”
Talulah Riley - Mary Bennet
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Bennet

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want silly wives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“Mr. Parris, you are a brainless man!”
Paul Scofield - Judge Thomas Danforth