“In Hollywood, they'll forgive you if you're two-faced, but not if you're two-chinned.”
Colleen Dewhurst

“It still strikes me as strange that anyone could have any moral objection to someone else's sexuality. It's like telling someone else how to clean their house.”
River Phoenix

“- Kate Sullivan: Why so uptight? It's not illegal.
- Lawrence Garfield: It's immoral. A distinction with no relevance to lawyers. But it matters to me.”

Penelope Ann Miller - Kate Sullivan
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Katie Van Waldenberg: I am not going to have sex with Chazz!
- Stranz Van Waldenberg: Come on, Katie. Do the honorable thing here.”
Jenna Fischer - Katie Van Waldenberg
Amy Poehler - Fairchild Van Waldenberg
Will Arnett - Stranz Van Waldenberg

“You know as well as I do, that plenty of people playing this game, they don't think that way. They're willing to sell their souls, crawl through sewers, lie to people, divide them, play on their worst fears for nothing! Just for the prize.”

John Travolta - Governor Jack Stanton