“In case we go down, place the lifejacket over your head, pull the sting, and kiss your kids good-bye.”
Christopher Knights - Private

“- Mama Mousekewitz: It's the end of the world.
- Papa Mousekewitz: No, it's worse.”
Erica Yohn - Mama Mousekewitz
Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekewitz

“- Pete Hogwallop: Ain't nobody gonna pick up three filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut.
- Everett: Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.”
John Turturro - Pete Hogwallop
George Clooney - Everett

“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Butch Cassidy: Once they divide up, we take them, no trouble, right?
- The Sundance Kid: Maybe.
- Butch Cassidy: Boy, for a gunman, you're one hell of a pessimist.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid