“- Fernand Mondego: What happened to your mercy?
- Edmond Dantes: I'm a count, not a saint.”
Guy Pearce - Fernand Mondego
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes

“- Edmond Dantes: You lied?
- Abbé Faria: I'm a priest, not a saint.”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
Richard Harris - Abbé Faria

- Billy: [noticing a dingy hotel that says "St. James"] This one looks all right.
- Josh: No, it doesn't.
- Billy: St. James, Josh! It's religious.
Jared Rushton - Billy
Tom Hanks - Josh

“- Anthony: No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!
- Peter: I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter

“- Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
- Peter: Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter