“- Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
- Lucy: But so are these!”

Steven Weber - Harker
Lysette Anthony

“They need some attention, they're lonely, they need someone to play with. But you said that we could play doctor all day long, today!”

Staci Gordon - Mark's Girlfriend

“- Muscles: How do you like these pecks?
- Doreen: How do you like these bushels?”

Roger Callard - Muscles
Tessa Richarde - Doreen

“- Vic: And that is where you saw her mammal.
- Earl Keese: Her mammal?
- Vic: Her honkers, Earl.
- Earl Keese: She dropped the towel.
- Vic: Did she drop it, or did you psychically will it to fall?”

Dan Aykroyd - Vic
John Belushi - Earl Keese

“I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts; the bigger, the better. Nipples like udders, nipples like saucers, big pale rosy-brown nipples. Little bitty baby nipples. Real or fake, what's the difference? I like tits. Who's kidding who? Tits are great!”
Greg Kinnear - Bob Crane