“Dracula: Dead and Loving It” quotes(1995)
Plot – 1893. Thomas Renfield is a lawyer who doesn't care of the local citizens warnings and ventures to the castle of Count Dracula in Transylvania to sell him a property in London. The vampire makes Renfield his follower and travels with him to London by ship. Dracula bleeds to death the entire crew and seduces Lucy Westenra, a Mina Seaward's friend. Mina is Jonathan Harker's girlfriend and Dr. Seaward's daughter, the asylum's director. Renfield is locked there and the visits of the Count exhaust Lucy. She deteriorates visibly and despite the efforts of Van Helsing, a Seaward's friend and an occult expert, the girl dies. Harker decides to protect the dead girl, who revives and attacks him. The scientist intervenes in extremis and rejects her in the coffin, where Harker pierces her heart with a stake. When Dracula kidnaps Mina, Van Helsing, Harker and Dr. Seaward follow him in the crypt and engage a mortal combat with the monster. Eventually he's defeated by Renfield.
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“Dracula: Dead and Loving It” Quotes 13 quotes
“- Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
- Lucy: But so are these!”
- Professor Van Helsing: Count Dracula. Hmm, curious. Are you descended from Vlad Tepes? The first Dracula?
- Dr. Seward: Tepes?
- Professor Van Helsing: Ya. It means "the impaler". He was a blood-thirsty butchah. He inflicted unspeakable tortures on the peasants: cutting off their hands and feet, gouging out their eyes and then impaling them on... (continue)(continue reading)
“- Lucy: I know you've always wanted me, and I've always wanted you. Finally we can be together.
- Harker: But Lucy, I'm engaged to Mina... and you're dead.
- Lucy: I'm not dead. I'm undead.
- Harker: Yes, well, I'm not unengaged.”
“- Harker: She's alive?
- Professor Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu.
- Harker: She's Italian?”