“- Owen: Your wife, she had a little trouble walking, but that was from the gardener.
- Larry: You saw my wife?
- Owen: She was kind of a tart, Larry. Although I can see why you married her. She was very beautiful.”
Danny DeVito - Owen
Billy Crystal - Larry

“My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.”
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I advise women on their lipstick, base and eyeliner. But you should all know about make-up. Your wives must be geishas.”

Gennie Nevinson - Deidre Chambers

“- Paul Biegler: She's a very pretty woman, your wife...
- Lt. Frederick Manion: A man gets used to the ways his wife looks.”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Ben Gazzara - Lt. Frederick Manion

“She was too beautiful for words, but non for arguments.”

John Barrymore