“- Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any good skills.
- Pedro: What do you mean?
- Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like numchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!”
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Efren Ramirez - Pedro

“I envy every woman I see on the street. I envy them. They're happy. They make their husbands' happy. They lead normal, happy lives.”

Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed

“I know what I look like. Women would kill to look like this.”
Elle Fanning - Jesse

“- Reggie: Lesbians?
- John: No. No. They both fancied the same bloke. I should have his luck.”
Hugh Futcher - Reggie
James Villiers - John

“We all have the capacity to kill! You... Me... Anyone! The problem is control.”
Leland Orser - Edmund Cutler